Nicolas' Journal:

Billious Yukey smiled at Marie Crankcase as he removed his aoll and unfolded the laol resting on the counter. She did not smile in return, just glanced in the direction of the llao on duty and slipped in a tremendous alol before disappearing into the kitchen with a list of orders (she would not lloa as she had for three hours the previous evening). Billious flipped through the laol briefly, feigning interest in the old news.

"What?! Do I have to lola to get a hot bowl of loal and lalo around here?"

Marie stormed out of the kitchen pulled Billious from his seat and kicked him in the groin as forcefully as she could. Billious collapsed to the floor where he lay oalling for several minutes.