I had to interrupt him at this point.
"Why did you call me hereInstead of some place that serves booze?? And why are you attempting to tell me about some medical experiment involving a cat? Are you joining a militant animal rights groupAnd, most importantly, are you going to pay for dinner and am I going to get to eat??"
"Narrative imperative."Definitely a fucking looney.
"Look, can you comprehend this?"