FIRE

It's a little cold, so I raised the thermostatNo point in saving on heating when I'm on a suicide mission.

It appears it's just a public domain movie marathon. I suppose that's the only explanation for playing Reefer Madness. A strange fruit, no matter how you slice it.

One in thirty-two chances of getting this far. Five in the morning. It's too early to be lucky. Also, you have hopefully realized this is a twenty-four hour clock by now.

[...]This space reserved for the sound of a gun firing.

Well, I'm now only as lucky as somebody who wins a buck in the lottery. That's a refreshing twist. Here I was thinking I had a streak going. I suppose I'm just warming up.

Actually, I think I'll go invest in a lottery ticket.

On the Money