"Welcome to Jeopardy, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, Alex Trebek, and I'm pleased to tell you that tonight we're doing things a little differently.

"Instead of three contestants, we have just two. First the challenger, Rita, a former rock star who is now a literature student in Providence, Rhode Island." [Thunderous applause as Rita walks to her podium.]

"And welcome back our returning champion, Reid, who is also from Providence and who calls himself a 'cultural analyst.' [Even more thunderous applause.] In just a moment we'll have a chat with our contestants but FIRST! we've got a round of suspense-filled Q and A. We provide the answers and they must give us the questions. Select a category, Reid."

"Alex, I'd like 'Culture for one hundred."