"Then you, too, ha ha," you say, all in one breath. "Doesn't it suck when the movie you really want is checked out and you find out it's overdue, hasn't been in for days, what a fraud, because it happened to you, too, I'm told -- you were looking for A NIGHT AT THE OPERA; and the same with me, you know? What a coincidence, the two of us." He eyes you warily. Then he smiles. He has dimples. He is even more attractive to you ...

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