[The newscaster's face is poised and solemn, signalling that she bears news of serious consequence.] "After days of suspense-filled waiting, Providence citizens can now rest easy knowing that the Rita and Reid saga has come to a climactic close. This evening during an emergency stake-out, police officers heard via secret microphone a female voice shouting, 'Push it! I dare you!' Fearing that a violent gun assault was about to take place, officers entered the apartment and found--" Offscreen voice: " We interrupt this broadcast with a message from our sponsors."

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