MRS. R. I can see we're going to have to play hard-ball here. Reid, if you do not turn off the television this minute and come downstairs, I'm grounding you for a month.

REID. But Mom... I never leave the house anyway. [Raucous laughter from the artificial audience.]

MRS. R. ALL RIGHT THEN! WE'RE GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY! Reid, either turn off the TV this instant or I will physically force you to spend every day for a month outside -- at school, with friends, anywhere but at the movies.

REID. [Eyes widening in fear] You wouldn't!

MRS. R. Just watch me.

REID. [Dramatically] Well then, I think I'm going to...