You are SICK
of all this reading.
This assignment's got you restless, irritable -- too much critical analysis, too many pages.
Goddamn Ulmer (you say); why try to make sense of it anymore.
You've got to empty your mind, got to relax the cerebral muscles.
And what better answer than television?
Tonight you're a watcher, not a reader.
But you don't feel like watching alone ...