27 August 2000

Dear Diary:

ARRRGGGH!!! I had the misfortune of catching sight of John Travolta and Christian Slater in the movie Broken Arrow this evening. You might like to know that I turned it off immediately...Travolta ranks right up there with the likes of Bruce Willis, Jean-Claude van Damme and of course the "S" brothers Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. All brawn, no brains!