Geez! You give one weeks worth of guest lectures and you see what happens! All I get is a mailbox full of obsessive letters. He doesn't love me! He is in love with the idea if me. After all, I have never met the boy. He knows nothing about me apart from what I said in front of 500 other students, and those damn pictures they insist on putting on the inside of my book jackets.
I am flattered though. Perhaps I will give him a call. Dinner couldn't hurt. And that bra in the picture he sent looks like it would be just about my size!!!
